Sarah Palin: Hottest National Candidate of All-Time?
This is who WE'D like to have answering the phone at 3AM!

Former Miss Alaska runner up still looks great,
any time of day -- or night!

 


Change isn’t always for the better.
 


 

Proposed Mt. Rushmore Renovation Project
[Revised 08/ 29/08]

ORAMA Backs McCain
After Months-Long Deliberation, and Speculation of a Jeb Bush Endorsement, ORAMA gets behind Republican Nominee

McCain [pictured] with three of his seven houses

Initially slow to join the McCain camp, the ORAMA organization has decided to throw its full support behind the Republican candidate. According to ORAMA President Galbraith Hunter, the tipping point for the organization occurred when, during a recent interview with the organization Politico, the candidate seemed to have trouble remembering exactly how many homes he owns. Hunter explains: "It was a humbling moment for all of us who have approached McCain’s campaign up to this point with a certain mixture of caution and tepidness. With the Politico statement, however, McCain not only dispelled any swirling rumors about a potentially troubling personal-debt-to-asset ratio, he showed that he could finally relate passionately and honestly to one of our dearest causes: real-estate acquisition. We feel that this positions him in sharp contrast to Barack Obama, who only owns a single house, that, regrettably, he is still paying off. We hope to get more of this kind of straight talk from McCain at the upcoming Convention -- and moving forward.”

 

ORAMA Presents Historic Three-man ticket for 2012
Cheney Tops Bill, Third-Man "Just in Case"

ORAMA '08 announces their plans to promote Dick Cheney as a candidate for the 2012 presidential election, but due to Cheney's health concerns, the group is thinking ahead, proposing an unprecedented three-man ticket in 2012, which would feature a triad of the greatest minds of our generation. "We never count out the wonder of modern medicine," Galbraith Hunter said, "But it's always good to have a back up plan." More details to follow in the coming weeks. Stay tuned.

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