Dear ORAMA,

The candy-ass liberal Democrats seem to be rallying behind Obama. Not to worry, though. We all know that Karl Rove and company have something up their sleeve. You can bet on it. The liberal Democrats will be too stoned, or too busy watching gay porn, to notice when we steal the election the way we stole the last two. I want to say to all the ORAMA faithful: Don't panic. The middle class hardly blinked when gas prices rose about 5,000%, so don't expect them to take a stand now. Four more years of ORAMA -- check!

PAUL PACKARD, BUTTE, MONTANA

Dear ORAMA,

I think it's great that the ORAMA organization finally decided to go public in 2008. It's about time that people realize the influence that we members have had on every election going back to our Founding Fathers. America is in a time of crisis, and the status quo has never been put to the test the way it has been in this election. ORAMA members unite!

P.S. Please make sure the guys at ORAMA Youth got my wife's American Eagle gingerbread cookies. They need to know we appreciate what they are doing!

Michael Persey, Macon, Georgia

Dear ORAMA,

What is all the controversy? Are people really suprised that ORAMA exists? Basically all U.S. presidents other than Lincoln and President Clinton were ORAMA's. Not to mention most Fortune 500 CEO's and professional wrestlers. I am glad you guys have finally decided to come out of the shadows. We've never needed it more!

KEVIN SLAUGHTER, NEWPORT BEACH, CA

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