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Clinton: a Candidate for Change?
ORAMA says "Yes.
by PARKER CHANNON

It's a shame. According to ORAMA standards, Hillary Clinton has two of the most important qualifications needed for office: She is 60 years old, and has an estimated net worth of $50,000,000. But Hillary suffers from one major drawback that one can hardly call her fault.
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ORAMA Proposes Three-Man Dream Ticket for Presidency
Landmark 2012 Ticket to Feature Cheney-Limbaugh-O'Reilly, Third Man, Just in Case
by MATTHEW STARK, EDITORIAL

ORAMA '08 announces their plans to promote an unprecedented three-man ticket in 2012, that would feature some of the greatest minds of our generation. "We are counting on the wonder of modern medicine to make this ticket possible" Galbraith Hunter said, "But it's always good to have a back up plan." More details to follow in the coming weeks. Stay tuned.

Change isn’t always for the better.
A Collage by Ron Masterson

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ORAMA Mt. Rushmore Renovation Project

The latest numbers are in, and ORAMA is pleased to announce total donations of $8.47 on the renovation project. Once the goal of $200,000,000 is reached, we will finally be able to achieve our goal of updating Mount Rushmore, a national monument that is teetering on the brink of irrelevance.

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Scientific Study Posits Groundbreaking New Variation on Evolution Theory
"Fairly Conclusive" Research indicates that Liberals May Have Evolved
from Apes
BY LARIMORE HUNTER, MANAGING EDITOR
A study released earlier this week by leading anthropologic Think Tank ORAMSCI indicates that Liberals may have, in fact, evolved from an ancient population of indigenous mammals thought to have inhabited the southwestern region of what is now the United States over 50,000 years ago. "After extensive research and sampling, we are confident that we have finally pinpointed the origin of the liberal species -- and it appears to be somewhere near Santa Fe, New Mexico," he said, noting however, "This creates a startling dichotomy with our continued reliance on the theory of Creationism. We haven't yet found any anthropologic evidence to disprove the notion that, say, Ronald Reagan was fashioned from the hand of God himself."
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